the walking man said...
So what did you wear to OCCUPY ODDLAND? That guy with the superman logo on his crotch should have been arrested for making a false statement or lying by omission.
I went as a paparazzi, of course you know, bright plaid jacket with lime green pants. Oh and a pair of socks stuffed in the pants.
Mr. Charleston said...
Good Grief! Are you practicing for your next trip to Walmart?
Practice makes perfect.
Well sheeeeeeeeit...Chas stole my only line. Because other than that, I am fucking speechless.
This requires a full 8 hours of thought. Later.
Yes, well, eight hours plus have gone by and I have concluded that there are not enough adjectives in the English Language to cover what I am seeing here. It DOES occur to me that not too far up the road (120 mi or so?) from Live Oak on U.S. 90 (that is approximately where this space trip was, wasn't it?) is the institution known as Chattahoochee. Possibly there was a breakout that day, and they all headed East? On the other hand, the Wal Mart theory still holds up well in my mind.
I haven’t thought of
Chattahoochee in years. That was a fine name for a rubber room. Much better than ‘the Glens’ which sounds like a tent revival singing group. I would say the budget cuts that Regan put in place coincides with the rise of Wal-Martians. They had to go some place.
Chattahoochee, your first time in, isn’t that where you meet Mr. Charleston?
Pardon me. Sir? Which way is Chattahoochee? I'm at a loss, I seem to be at the Wal-Mart.
Reasons to listen to Bonnie Blue, belt out Southern Rock. Lynyrd would be proud.
The Bonnie Blue never looked better.
Bonnie Blue my ass.
Thought I was on the Acropolis for an instant.
Pardon me Mame, the orderlies from Chattahoochee wanted you to know they have your husband back in custody.
BTW, who's turn was it to watch LSU? Has anyone seen her lately?
God's little Acre.
Pardon me Mame, uhhh which way is Chattahoochee?
Further is alive and well.
What a nice smile. Caught my eye right off.
Well Of Course.