Monday, July 29, 2013

Pope in Brazil

I was reading a post from a blog I read often.  
It is a peaceful presentation of the  Pope in Brazil, it was all love and flower and smiles and hope and aww $$$huckks.
He spoke to 3 million folks, that’s 0.0005 % of the planet’s human population.
That French Guy La Pierre, says that the NRA has 4.5 million members, which is 0.00075 % of the human population.   
Does that make him more powerful than the pope?

So, please let us not begin to count the hatched chickens just yet. 
This Polly Andrew is head of one of the most powerful political machines on this planet,
and people think he is in charge?  Come on.  Come on... really come on. 
He is Mother Teresa in drag,
at the end of her life the church was pulling million and millions of (name your currency here) out of the poor and struggling and gullible by showing Mother T and allowing them to thinking their money was going to help India. 
Well that cash cow died so they had to reincarnate
 with Father Aw$hucks.  

(sorry for the rant but jesus h christ, the guy’s a pawn who really cares: 
which makes him perfect for the gig.)

Quotes from the plane ride to Brazil:
He didn't dodge a single question, and even thanked the journalist who raised allegations contained in an Italian news magazine that one of his trusted monsignors was involved in a gay tryst.
Francis said he investigated the allegations according to canon law and found nothing to back them up.
He took journalists to task for reporting on the matter, saying the allegations concerned matters of sin, not crimes like sexually abusing children. 
And when someone sins and confesses, he said, God not only forgives — but forgets.

"We don't have the right to not forget," he said.
I can hardly wait for His HoleyNess to address the Jewish Community. 

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Long time no See? Read? Hear?

Hello again.
Mr. C was down here for the Indy Races and said...
No I was up there for the Firecracker 400 and he said...
you have not posted for 9 months.
I said Huh??
I had the privilege of attending a lecture? with Erskine Caldwell back in the 60's at The University of Florida, and he said he gave a novel 9 months to get written
 if it is not done
He puts it in a vault and begins a new one.
I met Erskine Caldwell and
I'm no Erskine Caldwell.

A thought occurred to me.  What if there are Hackers for Jesus.

Say What??? the hell, does that have to do with God's Little Acre, (hum, never mind)

I sent an email to a friend and I had clipped info from FB and copy/paste and blah blah
and sent it out.  Big mistake, I dumped most of the babble but one did get through.  It was a Christian dating sight (sic) with a foxie broad wanting me to come to church to meet her.
I thought 'let's meet and then maybe I'll go to church with you'.
ya never can tell who might put out. (but I digress)

I was talking about Hackers for Jesus.  It is a start up enterprise that is aimed at taking money from fine christian folk and lining my pockets.

Please send money to the Church of the Opening Door.
Rev Punch. Proprietor.

Now with that lead in you will think I'm joking with the following photos.
I am Not.
This fellow is 74 years old and he still qualified for the Coke Zero 400 AKA Firecraker 400, Daytona 2013.

I must say if, when I'm 74 i get in a racing car and qualify for the Firecracker 400 at 193 mph plus.  
Jesus better have his god damned hand on that fuckin' wheel.
No kidding.

This is Morgan Shepherd # 89.
46 years of Racing with Jesus.
With Love and Respect.

The Man Himself.

 His Pit Crew. (for real)

At Speed

Bad Boy Drive a Challenger. yeah buddy.

Purple Reign



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