Deacon Charleston… Well; ahem… the First Bloated mETH had just finished New Years Eve.
Ahh yes the Divine Burger. Ya know the one that takes you home: to Jesus.
Well the Mt Sinai Church is there just in case that f%^&*(G, s case when;
the Divine Burger does not quite do the trick. Get Right With God.
Elder JadedJ… Yes Brother Yes, the TitUlar TaberNacle; I simply must bow, in the very presence.
St Stuckey, the mighty patron Saint of the Dixie Highway 31W. The road for the true pilgrims headed for the Carolinas.
Yes, kind elder, we request that all who enter the Church, to please, dear brother, please, close the door, so’s to keep in the cool air. (ahem Please)
I would like to point out that, in the photograph, the a/c unit nearest the front of the building, in my professional opinion, is blowing cool air into the main sanctuary. This is key, the tin roof is transmitting heat at an alarming rate and the preacher is howlin’ up a fright and well all are welcome but please shut the door upon entering.
Love and Light and Cool breeze in South Florida. And all like that there.
1. Church of the Holy Inflatable
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3. Church of the Awesome Double Wide Multiplied.
Spot on. the walking man.
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Mt. Sinai Church of the ADA Compliant
The TITular Tabernacle...with God's trashy side.
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Church of the Open Door (COD), closed...A/C view.
Deacon Charleston…
ReplyDeleteWell; ahem… the First Bloated mETH had just finished New Years Eve.
Ahh yes the Divine Burger. Ya know the one that takes you home: to Jesus.
Well the Mt Sinai Church is there just in case
that f%^&*(G, s case when;
the Divine Burger does not quite do the trick.
Get Right With God.
Elder JadedJ…
Yes Brother Yes, the TitUlar TaberNacle; I simply must bow, in the very presence.
St Stuckey, the mighty patron Saint of the Dixie Highway 31W.
The road for the true pilgrims headed for the Carolinas.
Yes, kind elder, we request that all who enter the Church, to please, dear brother, please, close the door, so’s to keep in the cool air. (ahem Please)
I would like to point out that, in the photograph, the a/c unit nearest the front of the building, in my professional opinion, is blowing cool air into the main sanctuary. This is key, the tin roof is transmitting heat at an alarming rate and the preacher is howlin’ up a fright and well all are welcome but please shut the door upon entering.
Love and Light and Cool breeze in South Florida.
And all like that there.
This was a hot post, Punch.
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