Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Thank you 11.11.2009


A lot of very good men and women have died
sos the Fox News can spin it
anyway they want
by 6:pm every night.


While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of a dirty book store,
A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel.

But your flag decal won't get you

Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier he said to me,
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free.
"Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead.
Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.


By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...
"But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."

John Prine

8 comments:

  1. There is a tremendous difference between patriotism and nationalism. The obtuse display of the flag being one of the markers of that difference, believing Fox news another.

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  2. WalkingM...Very well stated.

    Mr. Charleston...Yes just Imagine NO:
    Fox News
    Glenn Beck
    Dick Cheney
    Rush whatsit
    Shawn whosit
    Ann saywhat?
    Bin Laden
    Sarah drillbaby
    John Lennon (no wait)

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  3. Punch, add to that NO list, Death Valley Ronnie.

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  4. Mr. Charles...Thanks for pointing that out but technically there is No Death Vally RonRon. And I don't miss him. Or Doe Eyes.

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  5. Punch---er, ah...Charles made no reference to RR...I DID...ASSHOLEO.

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  6. JadedJ...Damn I hate when that happens.
    I refuse to apolige to Mr. Chuck. but i will apolige to you.
    But...how do you spell A Pol i gee eyes....

    BUT... the good news
    Ronald Reagen is still dead, and his bitch (aka Doe Eyes) had the address changed from 666 to something or other. (no fucking bull shit "google it" Prove me wrong, please.
    Oh and they did!!!! You try and to that!!!!!!!
    (
    DUDe, man, I love Ronnie (NO BULL SHIT!!!!!) well ok i kiddin'
    DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG.
    come on
    come on
    come on

    There is no more "Old Ranger from Death Valley"
    and Doe Eyes is still milkin' the cow.

    hey that is just my opinion
    I could be wrong.

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  7. applause for the great lyrics; boos for Fox. Boo, hiss.

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