Just made me laugh.
WE''VE BEEN DATIN' SINCE HIGH SCHOOL
WE NEVER ONCE LEFT THIS TOWN
WE USE TO GO OUT ON THE WEEKENDS
AND WE'D DRINK 'TIL WE DROWNED
BUT NOW SHE'S ACTING FUNNY AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND
I THINK THAT SHE'S FOUND HER SOME OTHER MAN
SHE LEFT ME FOR JESUS AND THAT JUST AIN'T FAIR
SHE SAYS THAT HE'S PERFECT, HOW COULD I COMPARE
SHE SAYS I SHOULD FIND HIM AND I'LL KNOW PEACE AT LAST
IF I EVER FIND JESUS I'M KICKIN' HIS ASS
SHE SHOWED ME A PICTURE
ALL I COULD DO WAS STARE
AT THAT FREAK IN HIS SANDALS
WITH HIS LONG PRETTY HAIR
THEY MUST THINK THAT I'M STUPID
OR I DONT HAVE A CLUE
I'LL BET HES A COMMIE
OR EVER WORSE YET A JEW
SHE'S GIVEN UP WHISKEY
AND AH TAKIN UP WINE
WHILE SHE PRAYS FOR HIS TROUBLES
SHE'S FORGOT ABOUT MINE
I'M A GONNA GET EVEN
I CAN'T HANDLE THE SHAME
WHY LAST TIME WE MADE LOVE
SHE EVEN CALLED OUT HIS NAME
IT COULDA BEEN CARLOS OR EVEN BILLY ORTEZ
BUT IF I EVER FIND JESUS
HE'S GONNA WISH HE WAS DEAD
AMEN
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Dude when his cult followers come around with their torches and pitch forks because you posted that make sure you have Shiva and Kali over for dinner that night.
ReplyDeleteI can so relate, having lost two fellas myself to him. Thanks for helping me laugh through the pain ;-)
ReplyDeleteAh, do me a favor Punch. Take me off of your blogroll. When they come after you I'm gonna say, "who"! On the other hand, what the hell.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know that I am going to have company in that fiery place...if there is one.
ReplyDeleteThe walkin’ man…Shiva and Kali don’t need a key to my front door. They also know they are welcome anytime. Cooking for Kali can get Squeamish, though.
ReplyDeleteIntelli…I drove my first wife into the arms of Jesus. He is still cross (no pun) with me.
Mr. C…Always good to know where the stand up members of the congregation are to be found.
JadedJ…I have an option on a great little place that overlooks some lake that they call Fire.
Got a great price, bought it in a short sale.