Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...
7 comments:
- jadedj said...
- You guys are starting to sound like my wife...and while I am on the subject, I want to get this off my chest...I am an old man awash and living in a sea of femaleness...and convoluted logic. I give up, my boat leaks, there is a breach in the bulwark and I am not a match for the assault. I also would like to add, and note that I have a message for...Marvin. Marvin, your dad called and wants you to come over and see his new Sig Automatic. All is forgiven, he says.
- the walking man said...
- I was on a ship once with breached bulwark. We went to sea anyway because we were bad ass. Oh yeah Marvin says to tell you...he don't need to see the gun again he bought it in the first place. Seeing it twice was enough for him.
- jadedj said...
- wm...HA! Snorted my coffee through my nose.
- Mr. Charleston said...
- I guess it must be Memorial Day. Old war movies, guns... it'll be flags and patriotism next. And, of course, the Newt.
- Mr. Charleston said...
- Don't know about the comment thingy Punch. If you left one, it ain't there.
- intelliwench said...
- I have a feeling that I missed something, but not really. Before I die, though, I want to bend elbows with all y'all...
- jadedj said...
- intell, you missed one of the damned finest photos ever shopped, because a certain behaired joker cannot follow instructions unless they are written in Pidgin English..."Da buttin' load da pickur", for..."click to upload the picture"...or Pig Latin, "Ickclay otay uploadway ethay icturepay" for the same phrase as above. That is what you missed. Btw, when you say y'all you don't really mean all in the same place at the same time...do you? Ifway osay, areway ouyay outway ofway ouryay indmay?
Ok, ok, you be the judge, Judy. The Photo.
Was that so hard? Wait, wait...let me say it before Mr. C says it..."I don't know, ask him."
ReplyDeleteIs this a bloodletting of some sort between you both?
ReplyDeleteAw, jj, you caught the Rickster in one of his finest moments. And he's another reason why I'm never moving back to Pennsyltucky. I swear they're trying to be "The South of the North" up there.
ReplyDeleteRe: all at the same time in the same place? Depends who's buyin'...
Punch, I did have comment moderation on for posts older than 10 days, but I don't think it's been quite that long since I posted. But maybe it is. I gather Blogger is having some "issues" lately for some folks ...but I'm too Zen to get worked up about it. Om.
Susan, it's sort of a Hatfield, McCoy thingy. Our grand pappys started it all.
ReplyDeleteBtw intell, I can give you the initials of who WON'T be buying...and they don't start with a "J".