What Fresh Hell, Comes Now?
For those who?Whom? just came over from Mr. Charleston's site, I offer the followings. (sic)
Take a walk on the wild side. Visit that site highlighted above.
After your stroll, well, now you might be able to understand, His attraction to Popsicle toes.
(I sound 'simple') but two things:
1. The chunky lady statue has very dainty toes for having an ass the size of Michigan.
2. That lamp shade is crooked. Bugging me.
Number Two thing: ...Oh. K. The lamp shade was placed in that condition by Mr Charleston, as he was reading a rare racing mazigine article about Danica Patrick actually being a vampire, back from the dead to drive open wheel cars behind male chauvinists. It has to do with Katheryn Legg and Cha Cha Muldowney and a long weekend at Solomon's Castle.
Anyway here is the full figure of the toes.
This is one phat broad, at the Museum of Fine somethingorother.
I can see why my work is not displayed.
She smokes outdoors and has bronze nips.
Ok, ok, everybody over here, that wants see the phat chic, $16 US, a pop.
Step right up.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
The line is forming fast.
Don't shove, no pushin' now, room for all.
Step right up folks, just $16 US, for a trip into the inter sanctum of the museum.
See the Fat Lady, Now.
Step Right UP.
Oh Kay. Mr. Chuck and Punchenellia went down the road apiece and bought 4 bloody Marys for the price of two (2) tickets to see the fat lady in the Carnival.
By the way, that phat chic had lost a lot of weight by the time we walked back past her perch.
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