Eraser

So there I am standing in the Outdoor Sculpture Court of the S.A.M. (Seattle Art Museum), i think that's the name,
while this young man and his dog walk up, his dog with a flame coat of fur.
and we begin to chat and he starts it by saying to me.
"you'll wait all day for the light to get right.' 
I said 'I'm waiting for the people in the background to move away.'
(had to 'splain that one to him) (that was my first mistake))
And then I offered something like "it is great that your town has the Eraser. (seeing's how Billy G. put them out of business.)
He said, "Eraser"  Which one is the Eraser?
(no kidding) 
So I had to 'splain that one to him also. (that was my second mistake)
Ah Claes Oldenburg, 
you know the "Fan bending with the wind,"
blank stare.
 ( you got it, third time is the charm)


Ahhh What's the name of the pooch?

To Wit:

If the Little Guy were
mine I would have named him Chihuly.

 

Chihuly

9/24/2013

http://youtu.be/HOEnj89XnA4

Pope in Brazil

I was reading a post from a blog I read often.  

It is a peaceful presentation of the  Pope in Brazil, it was all love and flower and smiles and hope and aww $$$huckks.

He spoke to 3 million folks, that’s 0.0005 % of the planet’s human population.

That French Guy La Pierre, says that the NRA has 4.5 million members, which is 0.00075 % of the human population.   

Does that make him more powerful than the pope?

So, please let us not begin to count the hatched chickens just yet. 

This Polly Andrew is head of one of the most powerful political machines on this planet,

and people think he is in charge?  Come on.  Come on... really come on. 

He is Mother Teresa in drag,

at the end of her life the church was pulling million and millions of (name your currency here) out of the poor and struggling and gullible by showing Mother T and allowing them to thinking their money was going to help India. 

Well that cash cow died so they had to reincarnate

 with Father Aw$hucks.  

(sorry for the rant but jesus h christ, the guy’s a pawn who really cares: 

which makes him perfect for the gig.)

Quotes from the plane ride to Brazil:
He didn't dodge a single question, and even thanked the journalist who raised allegations contained in an Italian news magazine that one of his trusted monsignors was involved in a gay tryst.
Francis said he investigated the allegations according to canon law and found nothing to back them up.
He took journalists to task for reporting on the matter, saying the allegations concerned matters of sin, not crimes like sexually abusing children. 
And when someone sins and confesses, he said, God not only forgives — but forgets.

"We don't have the right to not forget," he said.
I can hardly wait for His HoleyNess to address the Jewish Community. 

Long time no See? Read? Hear?

Hello again.
Mr. C was down here for the Indy Races and said...
No I was up there for the Firecracker 400 and he said...
you have not posted for 9 months.
I said Huh??
(sidebar)
I had the privilege of attending a lecture? with Erskine Caldwell back in the 60's at The University of Florida, and he said he gave a novel 9 months to get written
 if it is not done
He puts it in a vault and begins a new one.
Hummm.
I met Erskine Caldwell and
I'm no Erskine Caldwell.

A thought occurred to me.  What if there are Hackers for Jesus.

Say What??? the hell, does that have to do with God's Little Acre, (hum, never mind)

I sent an email to a friend and I had clipped info from FB and copy/paste and blah blah
and sent it out.  Big mistake, I dumped most of the babble but one did get through.  It was a Christian dating sight (sic) with a foxie broad wanting me to come to church to meet her.
I thought 'let's meet and then maybe I'll go to church with you'.
ya never can tell who might put out. (but I digress)

I was talking about Hackers for Jesus.  It is a start up enterprise that is aimed at taking money from fine christian folk and lining my pockets.

Please send money to the Church of the Opening Door.
Rev Punch. Proprietor.


Now with that lead in you will think I'm joking with the following photos.
I am Not.
This fellow is 74 years old and he still qualified for the Coke Zero 400 AKA Firecraker 400, Daytona 2013.

I must say if, when I'm 74 i get in a racing car and qualify for the Firecracker 400 at 193 mph plus.  
Jesus better have his god damned hand on that fuckin' wheel.
No kidding.

This is Morgan Shepherd # 89.
46 years of Racing with Jesus.
With Love and Respect.

 

The Man Himself.

 His Pit Crew. (for real)

 

At Speed

 

Bad Boy Drive a Challenger. yeah buddy.

 

Purple Reign

  

An incomplete thought. 9/15/2012

“So I’m sitting there on the group W bench, with painters, ya know Artist sitting chatting with other painters, chit chat, chit chat, saying you have to paint like the paint is free.

(Yeah big whoop, it ain’t , Jack)

And they nod a knowing know and look concerned and feel for their brethren.

Well I’m here to offer hope for the young ones,

Just a few verses.

3.14 Paint like you stole it. (They can’t take it back.  Ahem, Be prepared to pay restitution.)

6.20 Paint like They will steal it! (You can track them by the wet paint)

4.17 Paint like Ayn Rand is coming to verify your bona fides! (Every Republican within walking distance will come to visit.) (Oh and you will go to jail, with a fine.))

Speddy Gonzales Says…  “They don’t make pussy cats like they used to.”