“So I’m sitting there on the group W bench, with painters,
ya know Artist sitting chatting with other painters, chit chat, chit chat,
saying you have to paint like the paint is free.
(Yeah big whoop, it ain’t , Jack)
And they nod a knowing know and look concerned and feel for
their brethren.
Well I’m here to offer hope for the young ones,
Just a few verses.
3.14 Paint like you stole it. (They can’t take it back. Ahem, Be prepared to pay restitution.)
6.20 Paint like They will steal it! (You can track them by
the wet paint)
4.17 Paint like Ayn Rand is coming to verify your bona
fides! (Every Republican within walking distance will come to visit.) (Oh and
you will go to jail, with a fine.))
Speddy Gonzales Says…
“They don’t make pussy cats like they used to.”
I was sitting on the group W bench puking with the musicians because it was Ted Nugent's day to dodge the draft. Maybe the senator should give him a ticket, a chance to change his shitty drawers and go to Afghanistan.
ReplyDeleteDamn we were all younger then.
Spot on Walking Man.
Delete3:33 Name it after Jesus and you will recoup the cost of your paint.
ReplyDeleteBlessed are the peace keepers for they shall, never mind.
DeleteBlessed are the PIECE keepers for they shall keep us coming back for more.
DeleteFirstless...Ayn used Sherwin Williams...gloss.
ReplyDeleteSecondless...Jesus ground his own pigment.
Thirdless...Blesseded are the warwhores cuz this is Amurica
Fourthless...Pigmys have nothing to do with pigment...or Jesus.
FifthLess...is a pigmy a pigmented Jesus?
DeleteWant the long, or short answer?
DeleteLong and the short of it.
DeleteSee Fourthless. See.
DeleteI See.
DeleteThanks midnightV, please come back.
ReplyDeletenice musings in the post and great comments as always.
ReplyDeletei am finally on the mend after my cancer surgery and catching up. love to see what you are up to here.
cheers
Oh my dear Jesus.
DeleteI will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
If I had known this earlier you would already be there.
I had a dear friend say to me once, after a sincere compliment.
"my real name" 'I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop'"
That is the curse of a smart ass.
Be well and the best of all to you.
love and light and all like that there.
Sincerely
(my real name)