What Fresh Hell - Noah & Gomorrah 8-2012

And an OTHER thing: 

I think it all started over to Termites of Sin and moved to Banquet of Consequences.

But let us back up several days to when Intelli on the comments of Banquet of Consequences, suggested a recreation of Sodom & Gomorrah.  Yeah Buddy, I am all in! 

But then I got to thinkin’ ‘bout things and stuff.  So, I go into my library and retrieve my (my) bible of the shelf where I keep it for handy reference.  Now JJ, hush, Mr. C, don’t even start, walkin’ man, you most likely will understand, the lady commenters, it goes without sayin', will fully understand.  So like I was sayin’ I got the bible my mother gave to me in 1960 (note on the fly page) and like any good son I have kept it all those years. I used it for reference while listening to Southern Baptist Preachers.  And for the fact that if a son throws away a bible his mother gave him he will instantly understand what Elliot meant by Burnt Norton.  

Anyway Genesis chapters 6, 7 and 8 cover the flood and the Deweeb Noah.  

Now the part about S&G, but first another digression.  The aforementioned bible is what is called the Scofield Reference Bible (Authorized KJV) edited by Rev. C. I. Scofield, D.D.  This has a great cross-reference in the back of various topics.  I use to listen to the preacher as he (always a He) pounded on the bible and waved it ‘round like a sword raised in anger and when he gave me a topic I would go to the cross reference and look up the topic to find what was stated in other books of the B.  So, SO   , Imagine my surprise just today, when I could not find Sodom (ok I’ll spot your prudes that one) or Gomorrah.  I had to look under wicked to even get close.  Turns out it is in the 19^th chapter of Genesis. 

Ok here is the deal, God was gonna destroy every blooded life form (warm and cold no plants) on the face of the planet. (They call it earth) ‘Cause they were evil, but he wimped out ‘cause he was gay for Noah.  Blah, blah, blah fast forward to Sodom and Gomorrah  where God was gonna destroy the entire towns of S&G, but pulled his punch (no pun) ‘cause he was Gay for Lot.  

By the way Lot had already given his daughters to total strangers to screw their lights out just to please that same God.  Guess it worked.  Wonder what the daughters thought about his God. Damn!  Anyway I say let’s all get on the S&G expressway to hell.  ‘cause it looks like the Wimp ain’t gonna destroy D.C.  Hey is that why it is called Washington D.C.

Oh, so why do we have races if ONLY one Human family was allowed on the boat? 

Ah Never Mind.

Thank you for reading this ramble.

The What’s left of the right Rev. Punch.

Ps where do hermaphrodites come from?  Is that God’s answer to the constant prayer by most Americans yellin’ at the political ads, ‘Go Fuck Yourself”.