Mitt as a
sociopath.
Just got to
thinkin’ ‘bout things and stuff.
Check all that apply to you
or that you agree with.
You
break laws (even big ones).
You
don't have a problem lying to get what you want.
When
you say you're sorry, you usually don't mean it.
You
have a love / hate relationship with your parents.
You
don't like to joke about yourself - or when people joke about you.
You've
lied to people just to see if you could get away with it.
You
have a fairly high IQ.
You
often act before you think about the consequences.
You
got in trouble a lot when you were a kid.
You
are secretive.
It's
hard for you to be loyal.
You
don't think in terms of "right" and "wrong."
You
have been cruel to animals.
It's
hard for you to empathize with people's problems.
You
don't really have any plans or structure in your life.
You
break people's trust
You
are a pyromaniac.
You
have at least one strange, overwhelming phobia.
You
are very good at manipulating people and situations.
You
are almost always bored.
You
have cheated a lot on past partners.
You
see people as your pawns.
Your
relationships tend to be short.
You
have trouble holding down a steady job.
You
have been addicted to drugs, alcohol, or sex.
Damn boy! I got 'em all... Newt
ReplyDeleteEye of a newt, ear of an elephant, tongue of a snake, heart of a jackel, bring to a boil, serve cold.
Delete"...overwhelming phobia". This one is screaming at me...Teabagaphobia, which of course, makes me want to set fire to things.
ReplyDeleteOh course, three teabaggers for spice. Burn it, like hell. Serve Hot.
DeleteSociopath is as good a word as any.
ReplyDeleteClosest I've come up with.
DeleteSo you post this thing...we respond...you ignore us? Is that it? Mitt on you.
ReplyDeleteMitt's an open fly.
Deletehow mysterious, as some were me, and others were nothing like me, and some were just plain, well, scary. Take this: You have at least one strange, overwhelming phobia. It isn't so much a paranoia. I once swam out into the Atlantic Ocean, just to where my feet couldn't touch the land underneath the water, and saw a huge fin break the water in front of me not ten feet away. I'm a nine year old, and though not having actually read the bible, turned around and RAN on water (big feet) all the way to shore. But... I kept swimming after. In 1977 (close enough) I go to see JAWS, and have not been in water over my head except but once. Rivers? no...sharks CAN go fresh water, and once adjusted, rarely do they return to salt water. Even swimming pools...THUNDERBALL (Sean Connery, 007) ...but, not so much paranoia as a keen respect for the skills of Steven Spielberg, an absolute master of filmography. And as much respect for Robert Shaw (The Sting), Rob Schnieder (All That Jazz), and Richard Dreyfus (What About Bob)...
ReplyDeleteAs for Mitt...I wish he would stop traveling by plane. That last trip to England REALLY worked on his dog strapped to the wing. Poodoo spread from Massachusetts all the way to Kaiserslautern.
But I STILL ain't gonna go swimming, thank you.
I suppose my phobia might be a fear of living in a world without scantly clad women.
DeleteI shutter to think of a world of burka clad broads. I mean, I Mean, the beach would suck, the tittie bars would blow. I most likely would become homocidal.
I did like Schnieder in All that Jazz. Great film.
man, this is good, your post and all the comments. i could add to the list: you look totally fucking weird wearing denim of any kind, but the list is spectacular as is.
ReplyDeletekeep calm and carry on. hah.
I like that keep calm part. You who live in the far north country.
DeleteHere is a thought to keep you warm. Willard Mitt removing those denim slacks and the 'temple undergarments' and then giving Ann Girl a blow job.
Never mind I'm headed to the Burka tittie bar, just beyond the county line, Think i'll have a cup of Joe and fuck her with my eyes.
Yeah Buddy h'it don't get no better than that.
well, yes, it is easier to keep calm from my safe distance although our PM, Harper, is a prize asshole as well. what is it with these guys!!
ReplyDeletethanks so much for that thought to keep me warm. i think i'll have to go and puke ..... eeewww.
Just now had time to take the quiz. I think I checked off just the "good" ones (high IQ, addicted to sex..) So I'm the "good" kind of sociopath, yes?
ReplyDeleteAh, ummmhhmm the "addicted to sex" only applies if it is done without feeling and any caring for the other person. If you somehow enjoy the ssssCREAM of 'oh God, Oh Jesus, OmIGod Oh my Dear Sweet Jesus and, AND one wants to do him/her again ASAP. Well that does not count. The High IQ, is what helped in the verbal exchange.
DeleteI've been in recovery for a long time....
DeleteIntelli, I have jokes in verse and prose to make you laugh.!?
DeleteBUTTE some would see it as the great divide.
Like, oh yeah, your Parole oFFICER. (PO for short) sPELLING counts and caps, (ahem) (AHEM your ahem)
your P.O.????
But I digress:
I am in a very good place.
My prayers are that you are also.
This is a great country and we will survive. (ya know I was country when, blah, blah, blah, yadadiiyado dyy ay doh duhhh deee)