Saturday, June 2, 2012

Jesus H. Christ 6/1/2012

So I was talking to friend the other day and I was 'splanin' something or other and I said, for emphasis "Jesus H. Christ"!  She then asked "what does the H. stand for? 
I was bumfuzzeled.  What does it stand for?  
Please leave all comments for the world to understand the origin of this most revered of prayers.

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    1. I'd like that super sized.

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    2. It's got nothing to do with Long John Slivers. It is a metaphor for THE FISHER OF MEN. Jesus H. Christ!

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    3. Wellll EEEeeXXXXXccCCCCCcuuUUs$$$ eeee ME!


      Damn man sound like your brother was caught on the God Hook.
      Suggest to him that he get 'down' on his knees and
      thank meh whatever.

      I mean if someone is a fisher of men, who does the eatin'?

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    4. Damn son, wrong blog...the comment I mean. Jesus Fucking Christ!

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    5. You fisher MEN show up at the strangest times.
      So should I delete this comment or redirect everyone of MY readers to your lame ass site?
      Sight? Slight?
      Well?

      OH and an OTHER thing. why are they not Fisher's of Women. I mean if I'm gonna sit in a leakie ass boat with my rod in my hand, I THINK I will be praying for women.
      Hey it's just my choice.
      You are welcome to the men you catch.
      Fisher.
      Further.
      Father.

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    6. Let your conscience be you guide.

      As to the Fisher's of Women question which you raise...ask the man himself:

      New International Version (©1984)
      "Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."

      New Living Translation (©2007)
      Jesus called out to them, "Come, follow me, and I will show you how to fish for people!"

      English Standard Version (©2001)
      And he said to them, “Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.”

      New American Standard Bible (©1995)
      And He said to them, "Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men."

      King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
      And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

      International Standard Version (©2008)
      He said to them, "Follow me, and I will make you fishers of people!"

      Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
      And Yeshua said to them, “Come after me, and I shall make you to become fishers of men.”

      GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
      Jesus said to them, "Come, follow me! I will teach you how to catch people instead of fish."

      King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
      And he said unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

      American King James Version
      And he said to them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

      American Standard Version
      And he saith unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you fishers of men.

      Douay-Rheims Bible
      And he saith to them: Come ye after me, and I will make you to be fishers of men.

      Darby Bible Translation
      and he says to them, Come after me, and I will make you fishers of men.

      English Revised Version
      And he saith unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you fishers of men.

      Webster's Bible Translation
      And he saith to them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

      Weymouth New Testament
      And He said to them, "Come and follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

      World English Bible
      He said to them, "Come after me, and I will make you fishers for men."

      Young's Literal Translation
      and he saith to them, 'Come ye after me, and I will make you fishers of men,'


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    7. So it seems there are a lot of Women out there to catch.
      Thank you Jesus.

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  2. Haych?

    now,here's a question that can keep some of us occupied for hours.... nicely done.
    idle hands, you know.....

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    1. Oh My Dear Sister
      When you post

      my hands become not-idle hands.
      You bring a bright light into this

      theater of...
      well I think you get my drift.

      You are a Joy for this site.

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  3. Jaysus do i have to tell you everything?! Hellraiser of course.

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  4. The H stands for Harold. "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name." So there.

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    1. I had a good friend in high school named Harold.
      Damn I never made the connection.
      I owe him and apology.
      Thanks for the heads up.

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  5. Howard. You learned that in grade school.

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    1. I believe I said High School. nevermind.
      your comments are a joy for the three dog knights.

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  6. Mr. C...he went to grade school?

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    1. Ahem, and middle and high and college and somethingin' or other after all that and
      I STILL CAN'T GET NO respect.

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    2. I thought you couldn't get NO sat is factshun...and you tried and you tried and you...nevermind. Jesus H. Christ!

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