This post is a mishmash.
First - a bitch. Crashed my desktop, but we've all been there. It will be back.
Second - I was over to Banquet of Consequences Too and discovered that JadedJ did not fully understand the meaning of 'graphic' or so he said. So it seems to be ok to rip him off. I could be wrong on that, but we'll see. I like his inspiration, and have for a while, hell it's even in my banner. His subject seemed so lonely, maybe worried about who will pay for the party and all that Merlot. Maybe he should pass that empty plate 'round.
The trinity is kinda spookie, if you ask me.
So there, I am on a quite weekday evening, in my skivies, watching porn, and cussin' at the tv news, when there is a knock at the door. Someone rapping gently tapping, at my wooden door. Yeah well, Like a Chump I answered. (Words of the Rev. Punch in red)
A couple that looked like christians, one could tell by the books they carried, stood there.
She asked if I know the lord's prayer. (yes)
She began to read it. (I know it well)
Do you know of the kingdom of god? (yes)
where is it? (here, placed my hand over my heart, like i was pledging allegiance to the flag)
she then went to the old testament and began to read. (I practiced my breathing, thought of the nakked ladies on my computer screen, and what the hell's goin' on in the Gulf)
she asked about the government, was it the best we can have? (yes, this is the greatest form of government on the planet)
what about the kingdom of god? (it is here on earth)
do you think jesus is coming back? (i did not tell her that he went into business with Padro and they sell tires down on 14th street, ya know, where the girls hang out, well, when the cops ain't 'round, 'n stuff, Nope (what i did said was NO! come on now. think about it, as we speak he is sitin' on the couch arguin' with his ol' man 'bout coming back. talk goes something like 'give me a break' look at those chumps, killin' and hatin' in the your name, and stuff.' (i then said if the muslims, jews and christians, ya know, the ones that pray to the god of abraham were taken off the face of earth we would do quite well thank you. (i saw her eyes glaze over, he stepped back))))
she then said 'it was nice talking with you and they left. (dang, i was just getting to the good part, phooey)
It is now sunday morning and no one is knockin' on my door.
See I wasn't kidding about Pedro.