And an OTHER thing:
I think it all started over
to Termites of Sin and moved to Banquet of Consequences.
But let us back up several
days to when Intelli on the comments of Banquet of Consequences, suggested a
recreation of Sodom & Gomorrah
But then I got to thinkin’ ‘bout
things and stuff. So, I go into my
library and retrieve my (my) bible of the shelf where I keep it for handy
reference. Now JJ, hush, Mr. C, don’t
even start, walkin’ man, you most likely will understand, the lady commenters, it goes without sayin', will fully understand. So like I was
sayin’ I got the bible my mother gave to me in 1960 (note on the fly page) and
like any good son I have kept it all those years. I used it for reference while
listening to Southern Baptist Preachers. And for the fact that if a son throws away a
bible his mother gave him he will instantly understand what Elliot meant by
Burnt Norton.
Anyway Genesis chapters 6, 7
and 8 cover the flood and the Deweeb Noah.
Now the part about S&G,
but first another digression. The
aforementioned bible is what is called the Scofield Reference Bible (Authorized
KJV) edited by Rev. C. I. Scofield, D.D.
This has a great cross-reference in the back of various topics. I use to listen to the preacher as he (always
a He) pounded on the bible and waved it ‘round like a sword raised in anger and
when he gave me a topic I would go to the cross reference and look up the topic
to find what was stated in other books of the B. So, SO ,
Imagine my surprise just today, when I could not find Sodom
(ok I’ll spot your prudes that one) or Gomorrah
Ok here is the deal, God was
gonna destroy every blooded life form (warm and cold no plants) on the face of
the planet. (They call it earth) ‘Cause they were evil, but he wimped out ‘cause
he was gay for Noah. Blah, blah, blah
fast forward to Sodom and Gomorrah where
God was gonna destroy the entire towns of S&G, but pulled his punch (no
pun) ‘cause he was Gay for Lot.
By the way Lot
had already given his daughters to total strangers to screw their lights out
just to please that same God. Guess it
worked. Wonder what the daughters
thought about his God. Damn! Anyway I
say let’s all get on the S&G expressway to hell. ‘cause it looks like the Wimp ain’t gonna
destroy D.C. Hey is that why it is
called Washington D.C.
Oh, so why do we have races
if ONLY one Human family was allowed on the boat?
Ah Never Mind.
Thank you for reading this
ramble.
The What’s left of the right
Rev. Punch.
Ps where do hermaphrodites
come from? Is that God’s answer to the
constant prayer by most Americans yellin’ at the political ads, ‘Go Fuck
Yourself”.
