Monday, September 5, 2011
Juxtaposition 9-3-2011 Unchain this anglican heart
The dickheads in Washington are about to blow an engine that ran fine while normally aspirated, but they have now hopped it up on extoic fuels and, AND have wild broads, on the starting lines, throwing whole bags of tea into the air inlets.
Oh and none of these broads want to get fucked,
they just want to fuck with you.
Hey that's just my opinion.
I could be wrong.
Ok,
OK,
I know it's mean, but what if
Just what
IF
but only if:
Michelle Bachmann were banging Mit Romney.
and Sara Palin were banging Rick Perry.
And Rick Santorum were catching with Dick Chaney pitchin'.
Which do you think would make the best couple for the white house.
Ok, ok , I'll hush now.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
What Fresh Hell Marat/Sade
Sunday, February 13, 2011
What fresh Hell - Sarah Whatsit. 2/11/2010
There ain't a whole lotta thing's I haven't done
but I ain't never had too much fun.
"Commender Cody"
Sunday, February 6, 2011
What Fresh Hell Lewis Black on President R. Reagan. 2-2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
What Fresh Hell - Lewis Black on Democrats
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
Sam Kinison
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
Photo of the Moment 11/26/10 Revisited
Did not find the book I was looking for, but I did find this on my way out.
I sorta picked up the pace on my way to the car.
But god, that taunting bitch said,
'You ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't take that photograph, Boy'
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
What the Hell? Mystery Train
let’s put joking aside and return to the lesson of Art.
In this case, the Art of Photography and Music developed in the soup of notes torn from word butchers pages.
Part of the Art lesson is another photograph from the

Part of the Art
Of the lesson
Is hearing the craft of Scotty Moore,
With Eric Clapton, rhythm and vocals.
It all becomes a train.
It takes a lot to laugh.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
What Fresh Hell? Drum Circle 9/26/10
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
I remained silent:
I was not a progressive.
When they locked up the muslims,I remained silent;
I was not a muslim.
When they came for the mexicans,I did not speak out;
I was not a mexican.
When they came for the working poor,I remained silent;
I wasn't poor.
When they came for me,there was no one left to speak out.
With deepest respect for Martin Niemöller.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
New Awlens' (part 2)
If you got the money, honey, I got the time. Hank was right on with that line.
God, Rest, His soul.
This lovely Creature, below, is a lotus blossom, floating on the waters of easy.
Well, easy as the trolls with the green meanies, will let it be.
Thanks, guys, just passing through.
Pardon, Pardn' 'scuse me.
passin' through,

Whoa, Mama,
(ahem) just passin' through,
just like the window dressin'
nice mesh
(ahem)

Say What?? I was just lookin' for Mermaids, got a few rooms I need buffed.
I'll come back later, (ahem) I need a... servant. No a maid to... not like that...
Never mind.
I like the window, very nice and give the best first impression.
lovely.

Say, I was lookin' for a boy to clean my toilets, could you help me?
Guess not.


Monte, I'll take door number Rubyfruit Jungle Doors at 10, Screw door number whatever and Jimdalwhatsit.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
This is the Hell Intellisomethingorother Told you about.
This woman is a person that I think I like.
Might even want to have dinner with her, well if we could just get beyond the parking. Oh yeah, I'll cop to 20 bucks for the valet parking. Cool. Lets just hope she's not a vegan or how ever the hell you spell it. Ok, So then I order wine, turns out she in rehab, oh dear, ok, lets have a nice glass of tea, oh dear, she is not in rehab, but should be. I'm a dead man walking. It's not wine she likes after all, nope it's 18 year old Scotch. Neat. Water back. Ok, ok, $77.00 later she is ordering din din. I'm trying to remember how much cash I have and what the credit card has left to spend and if I use the debit card just how deep into saving she is going to push my face. Oh thank god! She is not a vegan, or virgin for that matter, she wants the grain fed, beef, aged for months and cooked to perfection, just until the juicy action begins, not that kind. Two fingers thick, one finger less than the Scotch, but as big around as her tit, either one but thank god not both. Turns out she really likes blood. I have to take a time here to say: Watching her chew on the piece of red meat was a truly erotic moment! Damn Woman! Break my Heart! (then this little friend I keep in the very back of my mind, woke up and said hey. Hey.Bro!! HEY!!!! What the hell are you thinking!!!! Have you ever heard of a PREYing MANtus!!! dumb ass. Oh yeah, that's right you thought it was a PRAYing mantus, 'cause of the hands and looking like a priest and (SEEE looking like a PRIEST and )all.
Dumb ASs.
Well anyway, the dinner that did not happen, (like a nice dream) ended with her going off to bang the waitperson. Thank you Jesus. I flipped the valet another $20 bucks to drive my car around the block and pick me up out of sight of my newest old best friend.
That Valet had curves and tits that make one's mouth water. Anyway, I got in the car and by the time she got out I was light another $100 bucks (US)
On a lighter note: This broad seems to be a spiritual sister of JadedJ.
(As I stated earlier, I'm a dead man walkin'
Friday, January 8, 2010
What Fresh Hell?
Take another look at the weather map. Florida has Frost and it's costing farmers Jack.
He ain't just Nippin', his chuggin'.
I have this Fat Daddy Buick, fine ride, 22 mpg 'round town.
Smooth until the A/C goes out. Damn, I thought it was the Serpentine belt.
Yeah that plus the A/C compressor and the Receiver/Drier and the Orifice tube?
Say What?? and Refrigerant (not kidding) coldest night of the past 2 months and they sell me Refrigerant.
And, AND i PAY for it.
This is the greatest country in the world.
Maybe, a photograph.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Nuff said
what with all the drifting down memory lane
with race cars and
babes and
Crystal thingies and all.
I just have to bring Patsy' voice back,
if only for a monent.
They write songs about her voice.
We should all be so lucky.
With every heart beat.
To Witt:
As I read the letters that you wrote to me
Well it's you, it's you that I?m thinking of
As I read the lines that to me were so sweet
I remember our faded love
I miss you darlin' more and more everyday
As heaven would miss the stars above
With every heartbeat,
I still think of you
And remember our faded love
As I think of the past, all the pleasures that we had
As I watch the mating of the doves
It was in the springtime that you said goodbye
I remember our faded love
I miss you darlin' more and more everyday
As heaven would miss the stars above
With every heartbeat,
I still think of you
And remember our faded love
Lyrics by Grandfather John Wills and grandson Bob Wills
(might be wrong on that, please correct my post)
Pasty stands Alone for all to See.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Max, aka Maxine

Followers
About Me
- Punch
- email punchnojudy@gmail.com, love being alive, the alterntiative has lousy hours, liberal and don't care if you give me cracked corn.















