Juxtaposition 7-9-2011

Sometimes words are just lost on the printed page.
Music makes it come alive.


Dave Matthews
or
Jimi  Hendrix

YOU tell me.





I ask you again
Which song would you follow into battle.

I'm confused Fox news or the

Foxy Lady in Electric Ladyland.
Hey it was a long time ago.
They were my friends.



This is the post from Intelliewench, Don't need to understand the words, just the emotion.
Those violins will haunt you for the rest of your life.

What Fresh Zodiac Hell!

The new Zodiac.

Wrong!   Wrong.    Wrong?   Wrong:

ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13
TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19
GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20
CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9
LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15
VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30
LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22
SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29
OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17   WTF???
SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18
CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15
AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11
PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 18

This is why birds are falling out of the sky and fish floating to the top of water. (Banquet of Consequences)

Wrong

Just plain wrong.

I use to be a Pisces but, now I’m an Aquarius. 

So let’s go back and revisit one of the life partners.  Spent a lot if time in the saddle with this one. (no pun)

She was a Virgo but now a Leo.

These were the life signs

Pisces and Virgo love compatibility *1

(nothing! Zip! Zero! Snake eyes!) Yikes!!

*1 There is NO compatibility. 

This is the zodiac I lived under or did not live under for all those years.

And, and I am just now finding out about it. 

Some GodDamn Zodiac

Ok, OK, water under the bridge.  (well I was a fish sign)   These are the new life signs

Aquarius and Leo love compatibility
Leo can't get the cooperation or the admiration it requires, and Aquarius resents Leo's attempt to rule. *1 they have different views of independence: to Aquarius it means freedom to explore new horizons; to Leo it means pursuing a glamorous, extravagant lifestyle. Aquarius is interested in the world; Leo is strictly interested in Leo. *1 Their sexual life will be unsatisfactory for Leo as Aquarius can and will find others that capture their interests and this will frustrate Leo, causing Leo to think that her mate is inhuman and uncaring. *2  While these two will be attracted to one another, they are zodiac opposite which means that it can be a bad as well as good connection. *1

Footnotes:

*1 right on

*2 she sure have me fooled. Be Bop a Loola

 We were not compatible under the old system and now we maybe are

Or maybe are not????

WTF??$$$

Let drift back to a more gentle time.  This one I married.

Oh, OH, OHHHH hhhoooooo this one, she used to be a Gemini and now she’s a Taurus!!!

Pisces and Gemini love compatibility
The passion quotient is high, and so are the problems. The Pisces are too emotional for Gemini. Emotional Pisces for his turn is too easily hurt by thoughtless Gemini. Gemini is mischievous and playful, but Pisces is sensitive and takes things to heart. It creates an atmosphere of suspiciousness and mistrust. *1 There can be a feeling of flame between them but the instability in their relations will destroy connection as a result. *1 This is a rather risky connection and unhappy marriage. *2

*1 spot on

*2 now I find out.

That is what I lived through.

But let’s see what today’s Z signs bring:

Aquarius and Taurus love compatibility
Aquarius's careless attitude toward love will baffle and finally enrage highly passionate Taurus, who doesn't want someone just to play with. The Aquarius is inclined to analyze everything and not very interested in getting pleasure from making love. *1 The Aquarius would rather prefer to talk, but the sensual Taurus will not be satisfied with such type of love. *2 Taurus will seem to be too requiring for the Aquarius. These two are stubborn in very different ways: Aquarius refuses to be conventional, while Taurus rigidly adheres to the values of family and security. Aquarius is interested in humane concerns; Taurus is single minded about itself and its possessions. *3 Aquarius puts a low emphasis on sex *4 and places it far down on the list of necessities. *4* This attitude could cause Taurus some major upsets as she will not be able to accept the problems of the whole world sharing her bed, which could cause Taurus to become over demanding in Aquarius' eyes.

Footnotes:

*1This ain’t even fucking close.  She and I love the horizontal Bop.  I am only interested in getting pleasure from making Love.

*2 Fuck Talk! Let’s Fuck, that’s what I fucking talked about!

*3 This is right on She was single minded about herself.

*4 JESUS!!

*4* JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!

Not even GodDamned Close.

And what the hell about Pluto???

What Fresh Hell - Mr. Morrison

Some days it is all just to weary.

Alls we have to do is get the queers out of the army.

And War will end.

Nuff said

Sobering.

Nuff said

I have it upon Good Authority

Lord Ganesha

is inclined to give to all a sweet kiss.

Let the Dead, bury the Dead.

Let's see now,
how 'bout a couple of photographs
to bring some of the readers' blood
to a slow rollin' boil.
To Witt:

Won'ts ya quit makin' up stories...

Hi, Big Guy, you gotta a Cigar I can light up?

Well, ya know, we eat in Alaska, sos we hunt. You got Moose?

Ok, ok, enough of that. Here is the post. Getting rid of stuff you have not used in years. YEARS not months like 18 months, or like 22 months more like 22 years!! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. It's like I can't even get in this room and today's the fucking 2nd of August, 2009. Back in the day, on the Second of August (1992), Florida learned why the fuck we have St. Andrew's cross on our flag. MutherFucker, get the fuck out of Miami and If, IF, your ass lives in Homestead, run mutherfucker, run!!! If you pass Go, don't stop to pickup $200, run, be afraid, be very afraid! 'Andrew, ANDREW, you fucking named me A.N.D.R.E.W???!!! I am a GodDamned Hurricane! and you name me after a GUY, mutherfucker!! A drag queen Hurricane? Yeah Buddy, Here Hold my BEer and Watch This. mutherfuckas. (but i digress)

Here we are in August 2009, dog days, I got up this morning fooled 'round on the blogosphere, cooked a little breakfast, (ate it) took a nap, thought about mowin' the yard, fooled 'round on the blogosphear, thought about mowin' the yard, started to clean a room, felt inspired. Fooled 'round on the blogosphere, thought about mowin' the yard, went back to cleaning up the room, did a load of laundry, fooled around on the blogosphear, read 'bout how catshit can really screw up the laundry, felt good about a clothes dryer in my work room, thought about mowin' the yard, went back to cleaning up the room, EUREKA! i CAN throw stuff away! Damn, why did that take soooo long. Let's begin by shredding the bank statements from 2000, jump back. That was when the world was going to stop dead in it's track 'cause Bill What'sit married to Hillary whosit sold out dated computers to the chinamen. World is gonna stop! the Sky is Fallin' the sKy is fAllin' Mr. Little, hit's agonna fall.

I had a conversation with my Mentor, a man I have immense respect, admiration and love for, about Y2K. We all had them, I said this to him, don't know if he remembers it, went something like this:

On January 1, 2000

The wind's agonna blow,

The rain's agonna fall

and the day's agonna come

the day's agonna go

just like them all.

So here i am 9 (nine) fuckin' years later and no one, nobody calls me the fuckin' prophet i am. Where's the glory, they made money on nothing, yeah money for nothing, yeah punish the monkey, let the organ grinder go. So here i am shredding checks and feeling good. I found a suit i have not worn in 10:

a) days?

b) months?

c)years?

that can go. Oh and this torn shirt, no i can use that for rags, ok here is one that sucks, I never did like it when she gave it to me and lets see now, it's been 8:

a)days?

b)months?

c) years?

ago we stopped talkin'. And this travel bag, yeah buddy lotta good memories in that piece of luggage, let's see now, went to DC, the Carolina's, Michigan, Tennessee, Georgia, Los Angles, had that bag a while. (Hey wake the fuck up!!) you have not used that bag in the past 25: (you know the drill)

a)days?

b)months? or

c)YEARS.

Damnation boy,! the bitches are GONE! And, and maybe the smelly ol' bag might be one of the reasons. Yeah, let's give it, and the energy, to the GOODWILL, what a hoot. Some guy might buy it and score big. Back in the day, it was OK.

A Five Pound Bass

In Memoriam Walter Cronkite

We are the hollow men

We are the stuffed men

Leaning together

Headpiece filled with straw.

Alas! Our dried voices,

when We whisper together

Are quiet and meaningless

As wind in dry grass

Or rats’ feet over broken glass

In our dry cellar

She is right you know.