tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post5975171884543355003..comments2023-11-05T02:45:08.938-05:00Comments on A Theatre of the Absurd: What Fresh Hell?Punchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-34439648492271889562009-07-27T12:29:38.552-04:002009-07-27T12:29:38.552-04:00Simon, Simon, Simon...what would we do without you...Simon, Simon, Simon...what would we do without you. Still laughing out loud with that one.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-48357157803322449652009-07-27T12:28:00.619-04:002009-07-27T12:28:00.619-04:00Got to love the euphemistic way his wife is referr...Got to love the euphemistic way his wife is referred to as ‘an adult film actress’ – you know, just in case you might have thought she was a child actress.Simon Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16515986779205716110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-65135466321278011732009-07-27T08:13:02.602-04:002009-07-27T08:13:02.602-04:00I feel like I'm in a Laurel and Hardy movie.I feel like I'm in a Laurel and Hardy movie.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-71651947651463973122009-07-26T21:32:08.688-04:002009-07-26T21:32:08.688-04:00C, have you been watching old Miami Vice re-runs? ...C, have you been watching old Miami Vice re-runs? We have something to tell you. THEY. ARE. NOT. REAL. Well, except for the one where Geno gets wasted by some Columbian bad dudes, and his partner finds him duct taped to a folding chair, already turned blue. And the partner is feeling really, really bad about it, 'cause maybe he could have prevented it IF he hadn't stopped at the Parrot Jungle for some special parrot Spanish Fly seeds...not for him mind you...but for his horny parrot, who hasn't scored since 1977. Quite a tear jerker that one. We can only hope that he went quickly...Geno, not the parrot.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-64386625753193818382009-07-26T20:39:32.862-04:002009-07-26T20:39:32.862-04:00Double wide, Airstream? What the hell are you tal...Double wide, Airstream? What the hell are you talking about JJ? Don't you know this guy lives under a bridge in Miami? You might have read about it, a bunch of sexual perverts who aren't allowed within 2500 feet of anything. It seems they can't be rehabilitated.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-3417373740253595342009-07-26T18:24:42.881-04:002009-07-26T18:24:42.881-04:00Well, congratulations, you finally got a civil ind...Well, congratulations, you finally got a civil individual (who, might add, has visited the B of Q on many occasions) here in the absurd.<br /><br />Parole Officer. I am sorry man, that must have been him on the phone askin' about the ammo and shine and stuff. I thought he was from the NRA cuz he said they were going to do a number on you.<br /><br />You can be sure the meth lab is somewhere out here on the plains, as we have had a run on ether, and draino in the local Wal-Marts.<br /><br />I am sorry to hear you got the clap...but, you should have expected it sooner or later, with all them pole dancing ladies in your trailer and stuff.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-12601370816134878512009-07-26T16:12:12.870-04:002009-07-26T16:12:12.870-04:00Harlequin...thank you for your kind words. You ar...Harlequin...thank you for your kind words. You are a welcome breath of fresh air in a room with two (2) too many windbags. <br />They do bring a level of banter rarely found in blogland or is that the blogosphere? Anywhy please come back, I'm sure they will.<br />(ahem) Mr Jadedj...please do not think Harlequin's kind words are meant for you. They are for the site and all (ALL) of the contributors. <br />Yes I have a hobby, well i did, and it was going swimmingly, until my parol officer heard 'bout it. Seems reloading empty shells from the shooting range, has a potential for abuse, and i had to give it up. They took the powder, the lead, the loader and all, damn, my sponsor was pissed.<br />The meth lab drove out about two months ago. Rumor has it they went to Nebraska. <br />An Airstream pulled in last week, snuged right up to the vintage single wide. Building department did not want to let it stay, but when the occupant came out in her Daisy Dukes and got down on her knees to show him the foundation system, then crawled under the trailer sos he could get a good look see, well, seems he said everything looked good to him and she could stay. We all clapped.Punchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-7683884062646055092009-07-26T11:45:49.304-04:002009-07-26T11:45:49.304-04:00Youse a sic(sic), sic(sic), sic(sic) little man. H...Youse a sic(sic), sic(sic), sic(sic) little man. Have you ever considered a hobby...other than the elementary school lurking thing? And what's this shit about the neighbors? Are you talking about the ones in the double-wide, or the slipstream? Or are you talking about the meth lab ones?jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-68104534965672538922009-07-26T11:35:29.458-04:002009-07-26T11:35:29.458-04:00I suppose that " knee jerk " is a poor s...I suppose that " knee jerk " is a poor substitute for other kinds of jerking.... maybe there was a bit of that going on too?? hmmmm<br /> how many ways can collusion work to so many peoples' advantage ? ! <br /><br />totally enjoy the banter on this blog... often I laugh out loud and out myself in most inopportune contexts....Harlequinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04964772119118368322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-78792783316349725732009-07-26T11:32:17.271-04:002009-07-26T11:32:17.271-04:00Mr. C.... obviously the end of your 'One of Th...Mr. C.... obviously the end of your 'One of These' (aka The Rodneys) nominations for 2009. <br />By the Way I believe the proper sequence is 'commie, pinko, fag' the syllables flow off the tongue in a more fluidlike manner. This day and age you are bound to pick up at least one, pepto bismol drinkin', commie smokin' a butt.Punchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-86962640268922443092009-07-26T08:30:32.149-04:002009-07-26T08:30:32.149-04:00What's all this crap about an award? I never ...What's all this crap about an award? I never said anything about anything having anything to do with an award. Now, I could very easily have said something about a REWARD to whomever bags blog stealing buggers and their pinko, commie, fag accomplices.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-60485902348329232322009-07-25T22:37:55.467-04:002009-07-25T22:37:55.467-04:00I would like to individually thank everyone for th...I would like to individually thank everyone for their comments. Let me first begin with the obstreperous one. <br /><br />JJ...lets see now:<br /><br />number one thing - let me thank you for making the warning at the beginning of the site useful. <br /><br />number two thing - re:'sorryass fence-sittin' way' are you talkin' 'bout my sorry ass? or the sorryass fence? or the sorryassfence sitting? is the subject my ass? or the fence? or the sitting? please 'splane it to me Lucy.<br /><br />number three thang - at the time of posting there was just the two of yous, so to save space and address all ya'll, i chose to lump you with him, the point was to email the mayor, not... nevermind.<br /><br />number four thing - the Whine0 (sic) was a joke, an attempt at humor for the two (2) whining wine (vino) drinkin' zeros (0), who are most welcome at this site. <br />I hear the Marilyn Merlot is excellent.<br /><br />number five thing - Walkin' Man deserves good scotch, what with having to deal with whine0's and all. I should recomend a 15 (fifteen) year old Balvenie, single barrel. Two (2) fingers at least.<br /><br />number six thing - first back up to number five thing, then go back up the page and you might be able to note that, at the 'lump' stage refered to in your wino rant, there was just you and Mr.C. hence no mention of Walking M and James.<br /><br />Number seven thing - don't go startin' stuff with Mr. C. on my front porch. The Fuzz shows up, with those goddamn blue and red and white flashing lights and stick and K9 'officers' all, and my neighbours are standing around sayin' tsk, tsk and the yard dogs begin to bark and the winds begins to howl, and my cat goes into seizure, and damn it's gonna be a long night.<br /><br />James...Please overlook the proclivities of JJ, he is everything John McCain ever wanted to be. <br />England seems a bit more honest about sex than most American politico's.<br /><br />Walking M... you are correct about the Domino's pucker, this guy is onemore asshole. The company is owned by others now, but I make it a point to not eat Domino's pizza. Who wants to eat something cooked by an asshole?<br /><br />Mr.C.... took you a while to get indignant about it all. Do you work for the Ft. Myers mayors office? I wait for a Award. <br />Perhaps the Rodney Dangerfield 'One of These' award.<br /><br />Comrade K... I agree, although I would let her teach me a few new positions and activities and such, before i would let jealousy break up our happy home. Rather lose my job first.Punchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-48203555477467939842009-07-25T19:47:09.023-04:002009-07-25T19:47:09.023-04:00I'm just thinking that if she were my wife, I&...I'm just thinking that if she were my wife, I'm not sure I could handle the jealousy.Comrade Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11393718048145784837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-75089848007181942452009-07-25T15:57:00.556-04:002009-07-25T15:57:00.556-04:00Wait a minute shithead, you call me and Mr. C-whin...Wait a minute shithead, you call me and Mr. C-whine, winos (which I was ok with)...and then in your sorryass fence-sittin' way, changed it to whine(0)s (sic), and then you lump me in with the C, who was in direct opposition to my statement...and, and, walkingman says practically the same thing I said, albeit more learnedly and detailed, and he gets off scot-free with the Scotch?<br /><br />And then you totally ignore James Higham, who happens to be one of our overseas friends...and God knows YOU and America need a friend.<br /><br />Oh, and yeah C, were you going to give them an award? I think not...woo woo, "what goes around, comes around", indeed.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-54901910007364969672009-07-25T08:17:01.193-04:002009-07-25T08:17:01.193-04:00Hey, wait a minute... YOU STOLE MY BLOG!
There I ...Hey, wait a minute... YOU STOLE MY BLOG!<br /><br />There I was, trying to open a dialogue about a societal dilemna when Whammo, Punch steals my post... and JJ, who was totally aware of said theft, can only complain that he's pissed that Punch beat him to the punch.<br />What goes around comes around guys.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-87685771574203773712009-07-25T07:25:25.802-04:002009-07-25T07:25:25.802-04:00I had to look to be sure but I was spot on...Ave M...I had to look to be sure but I was spot on...Ave Maria University was begun by Tom Monaghan of Domino's Pizza fame. His asshole is puckered tighter than a 50 year old man about to receive his first manual prostrate check.<br /><br />I am certain he chose that particular are for his university because of the puckerdness of all the assholes he found there to begin with.<br /><br />The guy Janke was doing a good job and his wife's calling had nothing to do with is termination? I call bullshit on that one.<br /><br />Although I wouldn't mid having the lube and tissue franchise as these puckered assholes scour the internet to find this woman doing her work.the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-28802631427629751422009-07-25T04:34:25.598-04:002009-07-25T04:34:25.598-04:00Interesting moral dilemma that one. We had one wi...Interesting moral dilemma that one. We had one with a cabinet minister's husband being into porn. She eventually retired but not only for that reason.James Highamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14525082702330365464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-22367618278234136032009-07-24T20:56:48.664-04:002009-07-24T20:56:48.664-04:00i meant whine0'si meant whine0'sPunchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-40878380536823233332009-07-24T20:50:28.932-04:002009-07-24T20:50:28.932-04:00did you two give your Opinion to the Mayor? you l...did you two give your Opinion to the Mayor? you lame ass winos.Punchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-7525865426032787202009-07-24T20:38:56.716-04:002009-07-24T20:38:56.716-04:00Good fucking riddance. A guy with a porn star wif...Good fucking riddance. A guy with a porn star wife has no business being a public official. If the dick gets rich it'll be off of a book deal cause he ain't gonna get shit out of Ft. Myers. He's a contracted employee with a "no cause" clause... tooo bad.<br />So I guess he answer to too much freedom is yes afterall.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2820984557175325716.post-55047994881228977432009-07-24T19:56:51.367-04:002009-07-24T19:56:51.367-04:00You fucker you. You beat me to this one. I was goi...You fucker you. You beat me to this one. I was going to give the Ft. Myers Beach town council the B of Q, "What The Fuck Were They Thinking Award." Gotta love procrastination.<br /><br />I'm thinking this guy is going to be a very rich man...in fact, I'm thinking he is going to own Ft. Myers Beach. They major fucked up.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.com